at Friday, September 03, 2010 Posted by Lisa

Demetri Martin makes me laugh.

some jokes:

The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’”

“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”


  1. Funny...I can totally relate to the glitter one right now. Alice has two shirts with glitter that sheds ALL OVER our house--and us. I am constantly finding glitter on Oliver's head.

  1. Hahaha. Poor Oliver :)
    Excited to see you guys Sunday!

  1. ha ha, I especially loved the fruit one!